I will ship any Homestuck pair I want and you will deal with it!
Johnkat
PB&J
Erisol
5EVER!!!

frenchfrycoolguy:

anthropwashere:

frenchfrycoolguy:

more antigravity dipper and wendy haha



#gravity falls#waffling on whether I’d like this dynamic but#OLDER TEEN OR MAYBE 20S DIPPER#WORKING AT THE MYSTERY SHACK#IN LIKE AN ACTUAL LEGAL CAPACITY#CONSTANTLY SKIPPING OFF WORK AND LOSING SLEEP RESEARCHING LL THE WEIRD STUFF HE CAN FIND ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS#HAVING NO IDEA ABOUT THE JOURNALS??#constantly boggled at how much this one local kid seems to know about all the weirdness going on even though she swears it’s coincidence#simultaneously enthusiastic about and encouraging of her interest in researching the paranormal#but also working himself into fits over keeping her safe from it at the same time#constantly clashes with Grunkle Stan over his wilful misrepresentation of the supernatural#also despite all his anxiety over everyone else’s safely is REALLY DISTRESSINGLY UNAWARE OF THE DANGER HE’S PUTTING HIMSELF IN AT TIMES

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OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT’S ADORABLE

pretty much antigravity au dipper in a nutshell

OMG this is too fucking cute

cowscratch:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

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Are you shitting me?

this makes me smile every time

(Source: johncrocker)

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needtostopchangingmydamnurl:

That one fanfic you read that seems happy but has a really tragic endingimage

Track: SUPERWHOLOCK IS FUCCIN TRASH
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smackweenies:

kuueater:

A READING

A PIECE OF NATIONAL TREASURE HAS BEEN MADE THIS DAY

paperseverywhere:

Reverse Loophole would involve Vriska using cute John to rob people. Or banks. Or run the mob. Because Vriska. John would sit happily at her feet playing with trucks while Vriska backstabbed at least four people and she takes him out for victory ice cream afterward.
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…what have you done?
readysetgigapause:

This is most likely what’s going to happen the moment homestuck updates for the last time

readysetgigapause:

This is most likely what’s going to happen the moment homestuck updates for the last time

satinhands:

nonespark:

jathis:

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT IN VIDEO FORM.

GOD BLESS.

 I CAN’T BREATHE

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hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

(Source: ronaldswan)

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool

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  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

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domics:

dj-jo:

My new sounds:

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1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

- Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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